******CHICAGOLAND MEETUP AUG/SEP 2009, UPDATED INSIDE******

What are you guys, 90 years old? You have no idea what busy is yet!!! .... busy is when you have two firm interviews at 8am on Monday, each back to back with two 45-minute slots each, followed by a corporate conversation at 11am to 12pm, and a midterm at 1 that ends at 4, followed by a dinner with a firm at 6.30 at some downtown restaurant, followed by another interview the next morning you need to prepare for.

Allow me to explain how to make it work:

"Honey, where do I put the rose petal aroma therapy candles?"
"Golly gee pumpkinbutt, how bout in the bathroom! I don't know we are soooo busy!"
"I know! Yesterday I had to program our TIVO!!!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"I know, and today, I had to cut my morning yoga meditation to an hour!"
"Wow, thats just awful."
"I know. I know. I feel so stressed, the muscles in my pinky toe are totally tense."
"Hey didn't you have that awesome dinner planned next week?"
"Yea, but I don't think I'll go."
"Why not?"
"I dont know, im just so busy."
"You should go"
"You think so? Why?"
"Well, first of all, you'll meet a bunch of other people at Kellogg and Chicago, and you never know who can help you get that dream job of yours."
"Animal Handler at Barnum and Bailey?"
"No the other one."
"Investment Banker to the Gods?"
"Yea, that one."
"Ok, but if I go, I'm going to lose like 3 hours of my evening."
"I'll come with you. It'll be fun. We can meet other couples. It'll be a good chance for me to hear about what to expect in recruiting cycle so I dont end up divorcing you"
"You know what, your right! The feng shui waterfall can wait till Monday."
"Indeed it can."
"Lets do it."
"You are so awesome"
"So are you too. Lets make out"

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