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 [#permalink] New post 23 Mar 2004, 23:56
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OK, I see where you're coming from, but even if you weren't doing it to make money there's an extremely good chance you would lose money on it because of the costs of doing business. But think about it this way: if the goal is awareness, you'd still have to sell a lot of t-shirts. You won't get much awareness with only a few people wearing them, and if most people only wear them around others who would understand the joke, they would already be at b-school. So you'd be building limited awareness among a community that no longer needs you - they've taken the GMAT and have gotten into school.

Amazon doesn't pay much. I think B&N pays more, but it's still not much. There really aren't too many things you'll be able to do to build awareness, other than gently promoting the site on other forums like BusinessWeek.com. I've been on that site and the GMATTutor Yahoo Group, and your site is more active than both when it comes to GMAT discussion these days, so you're not doing too badly. Submit some of your pages to Google, or do a search on "GMAT discussion board" and see how high you come up. Try other variations too, and put certain keywords in your meta tags and page titles if you haven't already so that you show up higher in the search engines. That's probably how most people will find you.


I see a good point in the opportunity cost of the time bothering with the idea;


By the way, how did you find this site?
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 [#permalink] New post 24 Mar 2004, 00:35
As to the comment about doing not too badly,

you won't believe how many mistakes I have made and still making with this site. I seem to be from another universe in some aspects. However, the good thing about this site is that no matter how hard I try to "help" it, it keeps going.
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 [#permalink] New post 24 Mar 2004, 07:52
I found it from a post on BusinessWeek.com's forums.
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 [#permalink] New post 24 Mar 2004, 19:31
Lucyloo wrote:
I found it from a post on BusinessWeek.com's forums.



Thank you!
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Here are a few samples; they are not exactly.... [#permalink] New post 25 Mar 2004, 14:28
Here are a few samples we got from a designer; not exactly what I had in mind, but very nice.
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 [#permalink] New post 29 Mar 2004, 04:46
Hello,

This is my first post here. I have been going through the posts for the last two days. I am very grateful and happy for finding such forum.

Regarding this subject, I find it funny despite its feasibility, and I liked the following:

200.jpf
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Bood.jpg

And I have another quote:

"My potential mother-in-law demands 760+" -=-gmatclub-=-
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 [#permalink] New post 30 Mar 2004, 09:58
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Hello,

This is my first post here. I have been going through the posts for the last two days. I am very grateful and happy for finding such forum.

Regarding this subject, I find it funny despite its feasibility, and I liked the following:

200.jpf
School.jpg
Bood.jpg

And I have another quote:

"My potential mother-in-law demands 760+" -=-gmatclub-=-



That's funny!

Mother-in-law humor is always funny :wink:
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 [#permalink] New post 30 Mar 2004, 13:13
"It's was my 7th attempt today, but it's not called the Great Men Always Try exam for nothin'"
- -Gmat Club.com - -

"Gmazil and Gmatloft now available only by prescription, for Sycogmatitisis"
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"I want the address of the genius that devised the GMAT"
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"My girl friend dumped me for an 800 scorer."
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"The gmat BEAT me up! The gmat club PATCHED me up! Ding Ding...here I go again."
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"Buy two Gmat exams, get the third one free...haha Quit Dreamin' "
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"Apparently, there is always light at the end of the tunnel, but all I see is an 80 line RC question."
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ok , i'm going to stop now :lol:
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 [#permalink] New post 30 Mar 2004, 13:31
My girl friend dumped me for an 800 scorer."
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This is a VERY funny one Sunni :lol:
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 [#permalink] New post 30 Mar 2004, 20:07
sunniboy007 wrote:
"It's was my 7th attempt today, but it's not called the Great Men Always Try exam for nothin'"
- -Gmat Club.com - -

"Gmazil and Gmatloft now available only by prescription, for Sycogmatitisis"
- -Gmat Club.com - -

"I want the address of the genius that devised the GMAT"
- - Gmat Club.com - -

"My girl friend dumped me for an 800 scorer."
- - Gmat Club.com

"The gmat BEAT me up! The gmat club PATCHED me up! Ding Ding...here I go again."
- - Gmat club.com - -

"Buy two Gmat exams, get the third one free...haha Quit Dreamin' "
-- Gmat club.com - -

"Apparently, there is always light at the end of the tunnel, but all I see is an 80 line RC question."
- - Gmat club.com - -

ok , i'm going to stop now :lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I love the medical prescription one, the address, buy 2 get 1 free, and pretty much all of them
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2004, 22:59
Hi guys!

It is your long-time absent CIO, Stolyar. :stupid2 It is so nice to see you having some fun!!! Yeah... in my days, the test was not that funny :wink:
By the way, I continue my admission process and have one successful admission as for now. When May is over, I plan to post my complete story. I have something interesting to say...
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2004, 23:10
Hey Stolyar. I am glad to hear from you. I am following your footsteps. Your many posts really inspired me to finally become a CEO here :) I can't wait to hear the story you'll have to say :cool
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2004, 23:35
stolyar wrote:
Hi guys!

It is your long-time absent CIO, Stolyar. :stupid2 It is so nice to see you having some fun!!! Yeah... in my days, the test was not that funny :wink:
By the way, I continue my admission process and have one successful admission as for now. When May is over, I plan to post my complete story. I have something interesting to say...


Welcome back. Nice to see you back here!
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 [#permalink] New post 30 Apr 2004, 02:32
(Atleast give it a smile, even if you don't find it funny)

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