TL wrote:
Avernusaur wrote:
Your name isn't Neil Strauss by chance is it?
haha, respect.
Here's a little gem I read about months ago, and have actually used (mixed results, but always fun).
The best three-line opener I've ever seen.
The Apocalypse Opener1) You having a good time?
* She replies (yes, no, whatever)
2) What are you doing after this?
* She replies (who cares what she says)
3) You wanna go home with me?
*** You absolutley must ask this question as if you're asking what the weather's like. Don't say it jokingly, awkwardly, or creepy.***
So you're thinking, there isn't a chance in hell that actually works, but it does and I'll tell you why. If the girl is an uptight loser, she's going to be pissed off which is good... saves you from wasting your time on her. If the girl the girl is easy and looking to get some, she'll take you up on it right away. Here's what's most likely to happen though: The girl has a sense of humor and will admire your confidence. She doesn't want to feel like a slut, so don't treat her like one. If she continues the conversation with you, she's interested and already knows your intentions. Buy her a couple drinks and close the deal. Keep in mind, no opener will do everything for you, you've gotta have a good end-game too.
If a girl turns you down, just use Mystery's line: "I didn't say you could, I just asked if you wanted to." Teasing can go a long way
Here's my absolute favorite bar game. I have actually used this as an opener before and it worked, but I wouldn't recommend it. There's something suspicious about a random person asking you to play a game. If you use this on a girl, even if she isn't the one you're interested in, make sure you involve her friends to make sure she's answering right/wrong. It will increase the chances of her friends accepting you. I always bet a drink. Having a girl buy the first drink after losing to me in a game always sets the right tone
Neil Strauss' 5 Questions Gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aWoN8MvGKw