Re: Bad Attitude
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16 Jan 2010, 22:47
The Adcom Equations:
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We're looking for a diverse group of students
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It's really important that you "fit" our culture
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We want applicants from all over the world, from every industry, department, ethnic background, sex, etc...in order to compare more applicants, lower our acceptance rate, and move up in the rankings
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We are looking for individuals with sufficient professional experience and a clear track record of promotions
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Did you know you don't need any work experience to apply!
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We want applicants from all over the world, from every industry, department, ethnic background, sex, AGE, etc...in order to compare more applicants, lower our acceptance rate, and move up in the rankings
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At our school, our dedicated staff and faculty promote forward thinking and participation in our close-knit community that prepares individuals to be action-oriented leaders.
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Please tell us why you applied to our school (remember you can't use the word "ranking")
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, try to answer that one you suckers!!!