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Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:20
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So I'm planning on getting at LEAST a 700, but I think it will probably be closer to 720 when everything is said and done. How do I mention this in conversations with random club sluts? I'm going into the military for the next few years because I love America, I want to convey my high earning potential to girls, even though I will only be making about 40k/year for the next 4 years.

What pickup lines have u guys used to get girls by demonstrating how smart you are/gmat scores?
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:39
Don't hold your breath. A high GMAT score has nothing to do with your earning potential, and it only marginally increases your chances of admission into a top MBA program. If you want to pick up girls with misleading information, tell them you're a fighter pilot.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:49
very true. But girls love smart guys so I think the gmat scores will help. Fighter pilot is a solid call though, good idea.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 19:44
I hate to break it to you, but being in the military doesn't make anything a guarantee in terms of girls. I'm sorry if your recruiter lied to you. Please don't take that attitude into the military, by the way.

Do you brag about your SAT score or college GPA to get girls? If that works for you, great...those types of girls will also probably be impressed by a high GMAT. But I don't think there's too many of them around.

However, between this and your other posts, I can't tell if you're serious or trolling.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 22:16
ummmm.... the kind of places that I go to - flashing a GMAT score would most definitely not get you chicks :D

But I guess there are places where the line : "My score is bigger than yours" would score a HIT....

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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 05:47
I don't necessarily brag about my ACT, but if the topic is brought up I definitely throw my score out there and let the ladies know (I got a 30, not incredible, but it is like 95th percentile). My GPA was only about a 3.32 though, so I make sure not to bring that up.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 06:56
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 08:51
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I don't necessarily brag about my ACT, but if the topic is brought up I definitely throw my score out there and let the ladies know (I got a 30, not incredible, but it is like 95th percentile). My GPA was only about a 3.32 though, so I make sure not to bring that up.


If you're hanging out around the kind of people who bring up the topic of SAT/ACT in random conversations, you need to find some new people to hang out with. And if you're offering up your score to try to impress women, you need to reconsider your life.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:31
southernstunna,

just imagine this:

You: -Hi Kattie, how are you?
Kattie: - Hi, I am fine, how about you?
You: - I am fine . I have recently passed the GMAT and received 720!
Kattie: - Really, so what? What is the GMAT?
you:- omgh... ?! :silent: Well GMAT is bla bl bla.. and maximum score is 800.
Kattie: - oh really? I have not heard about the GMAT. is it so good/cool to receive 720 out of 800? (She thinks at this moment "Hmm... this guy might be not so smart if he did not get 800".

Funny?

I think that most of pretty girls don't care / don't know about the GMAT.

I my region one may have a gmat of 210 and possess a luxury car like Porsche Cayenne.
Believe me he will be more attrractive to girls than one who gets 800 on the GMAT.


But look, nothing offensive. There may be a case that once you can impress a girl who struggles with the GMAT for two years and has less than 600.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:47
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lol, cant you guys take a joke?!
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:53
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Calm down. This the off topic section, we are not dealing with missiles here Governor.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:54
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southernstunna,

just imagine this:

You: -Hi Kattie, how are you?
Kattie: - Hi, I am fine, how about you?
You: - I am fine . I have recently passed the GMAT and received 720!
Kattie: - Really, so what? What is the GMAT?
you:- omgh... ?! :silent: Well GMAT is bla bl bla.. and maximum score is 800.
Kattie: - oh really? I have not heard about the GMAT. is it so good/cool to receive 720 out of 800? (She thinks at this moment "Hmm... this guy might be not so smart if he did not get 800".

Funny?

I think that pretty girls don't care / don't know about the GMAT.

I my region one may have a gmat of 210 and a luxury car like Porsche cayenne. And believe he will be more attrractive to girls than one who gets 800 on the GMAT.


But look, nothing offensive. There may be a case that once you can impress a girl who struggles with the GMAT for two years and has less than 600.


haha so true. A majority of random girls at the bar have probably never even heard of the GMAT. There is a very good chance they do not know the difference between a 520 and a 700.
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 11:11
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haha so true. A majority of random girls at the bar have probably never even heard of the GMAT. There is a very good chance they do not know the difference between a 520 and a 700.


:lol: you have got my point.

I would suggest you to think about public libraries the % of girls there knowing about the GMAT must be higher :)

p.s. btw picking up a beautiful girl who knows about the GMAT and whose GMAT is high makes sense, since smart and beautiful girls are rare :)

funny topic indeed +1 from me :lol:
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:04
Guys,

You are all wrong.

I'll show on my example:
2 girls used to decline invites to visit my appartment to drink late evenings when I had only 690, but when I got 750 they swiftly accepted my invintation and now I even drink with both of them at one time ))))

So, the score DOES matter when it comes to alluring and seducing girls :)
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:07
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You are all wrong.

I'll show on my example:
2 girls used to decline invites to visit my appartment to drink late evenings when I had only 690, but when I got 750 they swiftly accepted my invintation and now I even drink with both of them at one time ))))

So, the score DOES matter when it comes to alluring and seducing girls :)


I assume thes girls were aware of the GMAT and probably had higher GMAT score. :lol:
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:15
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Financier wrote:
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You are all wrong.

I'll show on my example:
2 girls used to decline invites to visit my appartment to drink late evenings when I had only 690, but when I got 750 they swiftly accepted my invintation and now I even drink with both of them at one time ))))

So, the score DOES matter when it comes to alluring and seducing girls :)


I assume thes girls were aware of the GMAT and probably had higher GMAT score. :lol:



No, this is Another Girl with highest GMAT and she is not aware of those two )))
So, three girls, thanks for the correction )))
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:17
I think you all should just pick up a guitar and start strumming :)
That's what I did (two years back and now I am pretty good)
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 00:15
Considering it's 3:20 am this post was hilarious to read. Or maybe I'm just sleep deprived.

But honestly, why the hell would you throw your GMAT score at a bar?

1. Most normal girls wouldn't care or think you're a freak nerd.
2. Girls who do know and care would probably be like me and get an urge to kick your score up it's you-know-what.

Or maybe I'm just too TypeA. That might also explain why I don't go to bars. That or the fact that I can't.

I'll stop here.

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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 00:43
You know what.... Palmistry... Most people would love to have their palms read. Even people who think its a pseudoscience want to have their palms read just out of curiosity :)

While working, I used to hang out at this joint where I made quite a name for myself as a palm reader :D
... The angle is pretty smooth...
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Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 10:08
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Considering it's 3:20 am this post was hilarious to read. Or maybe I'm just sleep deprived.

But honestly, why the hell would you throw your GMAT score at a bar?

1. Most normal girls wouldn't care or think you're a freak nerd.
2. Girls who do know and care would probably be like me and get an urge to kick your score up it's you-know-what.

Or maybe I'm just too TypeA. That might also explain why I don't go to bars. That or the fact that I can't.

how did you make a 760 on the GMAT if you can't even get into bars yet? Dude you could be pulling some TOP TIER ass at bars with that score bro. Assuming you follow my advice in this thread of course.
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