Find all School-related info fast with the new School-Specific MBA Forum

It is currently 19 Apr 2014, 22:28

Close

GMAT Club Daily Prep

Thank you for using the timer - this advanced tool can estimate your performance and suggest more practice questions. We have subscribed you to Daily Prep Questions via email.

Customized
for You

we will pick new questions that match your level based on your Timer History

Track
Your Progress

every week, we’ll send you an estimated GMAT score based on your performance

Practice
Pays

we will pick new questions that match your level based on your Timer History

Not interested in getting valuable practice questions and articles delivered to your email? No problem, unsubscribe here.

Events & Promotions

Events & Promotions in June
Open Detailed Calendar

Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars

  Question banks Downloads My Bookmarks Reviews Important topics  
Author Message
1 KUDOS received
Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [1] , given: 5

Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:20
1
This post received
KUDOS
So I'm planning on getting at LEAST a 700, but I think it will probably be closer to 720 when everything is said and done. How do I mention this in conversations with random club sluts? I'm going into the military for the next few years because I love America, I want to convey my high earning potential to girls, even though I will only be making about 40k/year for the next 4 years.

What pickup lines have u guys used to get girls by demonstrating how smart you are/gmat scores?
Kaplan GMAT Prep Discount CodesKnewton GMAT Discount CodesManhattan GMAT Discount Codes
3 KUDOS received
Director
Director
User avatar
Status: Badgerine!
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 894
Location: United States (CA)
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Strategy
Schools: Michigan (Ross) - Class of 2013
GMAT 1: 770 Q50 V44
GPA: 3.3
WE: Project Management (Aerospace and Defense)
Followers: 59

Kudos [?]: 261 [3] , given: 86

GMAT Tests User Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 21:55
3
This post received
KUDOS
southernstunna wrote:
Even better....about to take this thing to PM and work my magic brah.

To put it bluntly: if you PM a girl to hit on her or do anything as creepy as you're acting, you'll be banned.

Joking around in good fun is fine, and even entertaining, but don't cross the line. It's unfair for the girls on this forum to have to hide their gender to avoid creeps.
1 KUDOS received
Current Student
User avatar
Joined: 07 May 2010
Posts: 731
Followers: 13

Kudos [?]: 84 [1] , given: 66

GMAT ToolKit User GMAT Tests User
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:47
1
This post received
KUDOS
lol, cant you guys take a joke?!
1 KUDOS received
Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [1] , given: 5

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 16:09
1
This post received
KUDOS
jordanhendrix wrote:
^^^ Whiplash is a girl. LOL

Even better....about to take this thing to PM and work my magic brah.
1 KUDOS received
Ms. Big Fat Panda
Ms. Big Fat Panda
User avatar
Status: Biting Nails Into Oblivion
Joined: 09 Jun 2010
Posts: 1857
Followers: 321

Kudos [?]: 1283 [1] , given: 194

GMAT ToolKit User GMAT Tests User
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 07 Feb 2011, 22:39
1
This post received
KUDOS
That was sweet of you, badger :) I can handle this, though.
1 KUDOS received
Senior Manager
Senior Manager
User avatar
Status: Current Student
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 370
Schools: Chicago Booth 2013, Ross, Duke , Kellogg , Stanford, Haas
Followers: 13

Kudos [?]: 97 [1] , given: 53

GMAT Tests User Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 08 Feb 2011, 10:34
1
This post received
KUDOS
jordanhendrix wrote:
^^^the app season has affected you my son lol, someone should make an Xtranormal video os a "bar pickup scene' using admissions jargon


I can see that skit making it in to one of the schools comedy show performances :lol:
1 KUDOS received
Director
Director
User avatar
Status: Badgerine!
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 894
Location: United States (CA)
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Strategy
Schools: Michigan (Ross) - Class of 2013
GMAT 1: 770 Q50 V44
GPA: 3.3
WE: Project Management (Aerospace and Defense)
Followers: 59

Kudos [?]: 261 [1] , given: 86

GMAT Tests User Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 09 Feb 2011, 15:44
1
This post received
KUDOS
southernstunna wrote:
I just wanted to update this thread by saying that I just got a 690 on practice exam. I'm going to visit some college friends this weekend for a few weeks, so I will obviously be pulling some girls by telling them that "I got a 690 on a practice GMAT (but under very legitimate testing conditions) so with another 100 hours of studying I will easily be in the 740s." I will report back.

Good luck, Tuna.
Director
Director
User avatar
Status: Badgerine!
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 894
Location: United States (CA)
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Strategy
Schools: Michigan (Ross) - Class of 2013
GMAT 1: 770 Q50 V44
GPA: 3.3
WE: Project Management (Aerospace and Defense)
Followers: 59

Kudos [?]: 261 [0], given: 86

GMAT Tests User Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:39
Don't hold your breath. A high GMAT score has nothing to do with your earning potential, and it only marginally increases your chances of admission into a top MBA program. If you want to pick up girls with misleading information, tell them you're a fighter pilot.
Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [0], given: 5

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 18:49
very true. But girls love smart guys so I think the gmat scores will help. Fighter pilot is a solid call though, good idea.
Director
Director
User avatar
Affiliations: HBS Class of 2013
Joined: 16 Dec 2010
Posts: 631
Location: United States (CA)
Followers: 22

Kudos [?]: 113 [0], given: 4

Premium Member
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 19:44
I hate to break it to you, but being in the military doesn't make anything a guarantee in terms of girls. I'm sorry if your recruiter lied to you. Please don't take that attitude into the military, by the way.

Do you brag about your SAT score or college GPA to get girls? If that works for you, great...those types of girls will also probably be impressed by a high GMAT. But I don't think there's too many of them around.

However, between this and your other posts, I can't tell if you're serious or trolling.
_________________

http://www.militarytobusiness.com/

Director
Director
Status: -=GMAT Jedi=-
Joined: 04 Jan 2011
Posts: 741
Location: Kochi, India
Schools: ISB
WE 1: Engineer - Larsen & Toubro, ECC Division
WE 2: Faculty - T.I.M.E.
Followers: 29

Kudos [?]: 116 [0], given: 66

GMAT Tests User
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 04 Feb 2011, 22:16
ummmm.... the kind of places that I go to - flashing a GMAT score would most definitely not get you chicks :D

But I guess there are places where the line : "My score is bigger than yours" would score a HIT....

:D
_________________

Mission: Be a force of good and make a positive difference to every life I touch!

From 650 to 710 to 750 - My Tryst With GMAT [Experience Thread]

Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [0], given: 5

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 05:47
I don't necessarily brag about my ACT, but if the topic is brought up I definitely throw my score out there and let the ladies know (I got a 30, not incredible, but it is like 95th percentile). My GPA was only about a 3.32 though, so I make sure not to bring that up.
Intern
Intern
Joined: 24 Dec 2010
Posts: 5
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 0 [0], given: 0

GMAT Tests User
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 06:56
Ban this troll.
Director
Director
User avatar
Affiliations: HBS Class of 2013
Joined: 16 Dec 2010
Posts: 631
Location: United States (CA)
Followers: 22

Kudos [?]: 113 [0], given: 4

Premium Member
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 08:51
southernstunna wrote:
I don't necessarily brag about my ACT, but if the topic is brought up I definitely throw my score out there and let the ladies know (I got a 30, not incredible, but it is like 95th percentile). My GPA was only about a 3.32 though, so I make sure not to bring that up.


If you're hanging out around the kind of people who bring up the topic of SAT/ACT in random conversations, you need to find some new people to hang out with. And if you're offering up your score to try to impress women, you need to reconsider your life.
_________________

http://www.militarytobusiness.com/

Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator
User avatar
Status: doing good things...
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 1224
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Finance
GMAT 1: Q V
GMAT 2: 690 Q49 V35
GPA: 3.77
WE: Corporate Finance (Other)
Followers: 141

Kudos [?]: 466 [0], given: 523

GMAT ToolKit User GMAT Tests User Premium Member Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:31
southernstunna,

just imagine this:

You: -Hi Kattie, how are you?
Kattie: - Hi, I am fine, how about you?
You: - I am fine . I have recently passed the GMAT and received 720!
Kattie: - Really, so what? What is the GMAT?
you:- omgh... ?! :silent: Well GMAT is bla bl bla.. and maximum score is 800.
Kattie: - oh really? I have not heard about the GMAT. is it so good/cool to receive 720 out of 800? (She thinks at this moment "Hmm... this guy might be not so smart if he did not get 800".

Funny?

I think that most of pretty girls don't care / don't know about the GMAT.

I my region one may have a gmat of 210 and possess a luxury car like Porsche Cayenne.
Believe me he will be more attrractive to girls than one who gets 800 on the GMAT.


But look, nothing offensive. There may be a case that once you can impress a girl who struggles with the GMAT for two years and has less than 600.
_________________

Follow me, if you find my explanations useful.

Audaces fortuna juvat!

Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [0], given: 5

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:53
JoshKoscheck wrote:
Ban this troll.

Posts: 2


Calm down. This the off topic section, we are not dealing with missiles here Governor.
Banned
Joined: 17 Jun 2010
Posts: 103
Followers: 0

Kudos [?]: 4 [0], given: 5

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 09:54
Pkit wrote:
southernstunna,

just imagine this:

You: -Hi Kattie, how are you?
Kattie: - Hi, I am fine, how about you?
You: - I am fine . I have recently passed the GMAT and received 720!
Kattie: - Really, so what? What is the GMAT?
you:- omgh... ?! :silent: Well GMAT is bla bl bla.. and maximum score is 800.
Kattie: - oh really? I have not heard about the GMAT. is it so good/cool to receive 720 out of 800? (She thinks at this moment "Hmm... this guy might be not so smart if he did not get 800".

Funny?

I think that pretty girls don't care / don't know about the GMAT.

I my region one may have a gmat of 210 and a luxury car like Porsche cayenne. And believe he will be more attrractive to girls than one who gets 800 on the GMAT.


But look, nothing offensive. There may be a case that once you can impress a girl who struggles with the GMAT for two years and has less than 600.


haha so true. A majority of random girls at the bar have probably never even heard of the GMAT. There is a very good chance they do not know the difference between a 520 and a 700.
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator
User avatar
Status: doing good things...
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 1224
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Finance
GMAT 1: Q V
GMAT 2: 690 Q49 V35
GPA: 3.77
WE: Corporate Finance (Other)
Followers: 141

Kudos [?]: 466 [0], given: 523

GMAT ToolKit User GMAT Tests User Premium Member Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 11:11
Quote:
haha so true. A majority of random girls at the bar have probably never even heard of the GMAT. There is a very good chance they do not know the difference between a 520 and a 700.


:lol: you have got my point.

I would suggest you to think about public libraries the % of girls there knowing about the GMAT must be higher :)

p.s. btw picking up a beautiful girl who knows about the GMAT and whose GMAT is high makes sense, since smart and beautiful girls are rare :)

funny topic indeed +1 from me :lol:
_________________

Follow me, if you find my explanations useful.

Audaces fortuna juvat!

Senior Manager
Senior Manager
User avatar
Joined: 18 Jun 2010
Posts: 303
Schools: Chicago Booth Class of 2013
Followers: 20

Kudos [?]: 122 [0], given: 194

GMAT Tests User Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:04
Guys,

You are all wrong.

I'll show on my example:
2 girls used to decline invites to visit my appartment to drink late evenings when I had only 690, but when I got 750 they swiftly accepted my invintation and now I even drink with both of them at one time ))))

So, the score DOES matter when it comes to alluring and seducing girls :)
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator
User avatar
Status: doing good things...
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 1224
Concentration: Entrepreneurship, Finance
GMAT 1: Q V
GMAT 2: 690 Q49 V35
GPA: 3.77
WE: Corporate Finance (Other)
Followers: 141

Kudos [?]: 466 [0], given: 523

GMAT ToolKit User GMAT Tests User Premium Member Reviews Badge
Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars [#permalink] New post 05 Feb 2011, 12:07
Financier wrote:
Guys,

You are all wrong.

I'll show on my example:
2 girls used to decline invites to visit my appartment to drink late evenings when I had only 690, but when I got 750 they swiftly accepted my invintation and now I even drink with both of them at one time ))))

So, the score DOES matter when it comes to alluring and seducing girls :)


I assume thes girls were aware of the GMAT and probably had higher GMAT score. :lol:
_________________

Follow me, if you find my explanations useful.

Audaces fortuna juvat!

Re: Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars   [#permalink] 05 Feb 2011, 12:07
    Similar topics Author Replies Last post
Similar
Topics:
New posts Messed up my score PracticeMore 3 13 Oct 2004, 16:00
New posts How can I up my score on 2ed GMAT Attempt? adifab01 3 03 Oct 2005, 07:51
This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies. New 1 Picking Up Girls With my GmatClub Kudos at Bars southernstunna 2 09 Feb 2011, 07:25
New posts Can't find my GMAT score printout - look up percentiles? CharmWithSubstance 0 02 Aug 2011, 08:08
New posts 3 am i ok with my study schedule or pick up some speed? chamisool 6 28 Feb 2012, 11:53
Display posts from previous: Sort by

Picking Up Girls With My GMAT Score At Bars

  Question banks Downloads My Bookmarks Reviews Important topics  

Go to page    1   2   3   4    Next  [ 75 posts ] 



GMAT Club MBA Forum Home| About| Privacy Policy| Terms and Conditions| GMAT Club Rules| Contact| Sitemap

Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group and phpBB SEO

Kindly note that the GMAT® test is a registered trademark of the Graduate Management Admission Council®, and this site has neither been reviewed nor endorsed by GMAC®.