Company moves to suburbs, mixed reactions ensue
Workers today discovered that their division is moving to a location called "Schaumburg". Although some employees expressed happiness with this decision, others, including rhyme, were overheard saying "Schaumburg? !(@#!@(#!@ Shaumburg? Are you (!@#(!@ serious? Thats like a @!(#!@( three hour !@(#!(@# round trip! Mother (!@#(!@". Despite promises to the contrary, rhyme also discovered that employees will not be allowed to work from the downtown office. A logical explanation for this decision is expected to be pending, probably forever. An illustrative diagram was provided to users. It is attached below.
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