* Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - Monday early mornings: Any of these airports ATL, LAX, EWR or JFK
* If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? - Are you kidding, why would humanitarians eat ?
* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - Cos in all probability u'll end up broke
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Any doubt ?
In the land of the night, the chariot of the sun is drawn by the grateful dead