Anyone here in the DC area?
I'm hitting up a few firms in the area, and should you happen to work at a good firm, or even just know of good firms that I should have on my list (but otherwise might not), please feel free to PM me
Bonus points if you happen to have connections at the IFC or other financial institutions.
In return I offer early decision admission to a school of your choice, complete with full scholarship, plus living stipend, homework, midterm and final 'medical' waiver, guaranteed 4.0 GPA and pre-written offer of employment for both internship and full time at either McKinsey or Goldman, both at the MD level, plus sign on. Or maybe I don't offer that, maybe I just offer a thank you....