Have you reached Level 60 in WOW yet?
What will be the reaction of the adcom if someone writes this as his leadership achievement, "I led a team of 10 night elves and 10 dwarves to completely annihilate a horde team of around 30 on XYZ PvP server"
Heck, level 60 (or close) in WoW is too nerdy even for an ex-gamer like me.
Recycle Bin: once upon a time in the land of Azeroth
Subrandom: Dave Chapelle fought David Hasselhoff
Recycle Bin: we started out life in the Valley of Trials
Subrandom: now we stack gold in big ass piles
Recycle Bin: lookin through the books on top of the shelves
Subrandom: learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves
Recycle Bin: chillin in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge
Subrandom: we're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge
got home from work and I had some time,
so I opened up WoW and I got online,
logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine,
when this maxed out mother***** tried to take what's mine,
he said "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school,
and to justify it, I challenge you to a duel"
I said thats okay, I know you'd beat me,
look at me I'm not even at level 20,
I've got one of those things that they call a job,
and so I can't spend all day, runnin a mob,
mother****** kept pushin, wouldn't leave me alone,
I said fine b****, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone
after he won he started talkin hella sh**,
and I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?"
I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place,
and they found the little b**** and regulated on his face,
see, we don't take no sh** from internet teenagers,
pretending to to be straight gangster ass bangers,
step out of cyberspace and come over to my place,
i got a level 60 bullet for your motherf**** face
remember back when 10 f**** levels was hard?
nows it's ten 60s gankin noobs in the yard,
fat stacks of gear for Blackwing Lair,
10k armor when I shift into bear,
we got all these farmers rollin on gear,
now we quick to boot em the f*** out of here,
Murlocks be screamin when we show up,
Volatile Rum's what's fillin up my cup,
today we catch no hastle in Stratholm,
droppin bosses harder than John Holmes,
updated weekly, this sh** is great,
can't say no more cause the game don't wait
started out my life killing them boars,
now I spend my days rapin Night Elf wh*res,
catch you in the valley, and get me some head,
I swear that we're fighting an army of speds,
don't even get me started on you gold farmers,
you gotta make a living, but I need that armor,
one day I met this dude yellin "Yar motherf*****,"
tankin up mobs like a angry drunk trucker,
introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo,
never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho,
you can melt faces but I'm smashin em in,
Windfury on my tuf so you fear Recycle Bin,
watch out, comin soon to an ass near you,
a non-stop beating that's long overdue
For the mp3: (Yes, its legal, and free)
NOT ENTIRELY WORKSAFE..
Zip is there.
And their other songs are equally as hilarious to listen to.
If I ruled hte world
Welcome to the internet
are all insanely hilarious