Brian is my favorite character....here's some of my favorite quotes from him:
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
(to the bartender) - Who's leg do I have to hump to get a drink here??? I'm drier than the Sahara!
but...this is what got me hooked on the show......
Oh no, oh no, oh no....OH YEAH
and from the same episode:
John Madden: The air is electric here at Superbowl XXXIII tonight! Pat, I think it's safe to say that all these fans came out here to watch a game of football!
Pat Summeral: Uh, John, we're in commercial.
John Madden: Yeah I know, I'm just making conversation... come on... FOOTBALL!