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What NOT to put on your resumes! [#permalink] New post 11 Apr 2007, 14:26
my favorite is:

"interests and hobbies
none at present"

None ? At present ? huh ?
Perhaps it used to read "Interests and hobbies - sitting", but he couldn't take the pace of such an arduous activity.

enjoy!

http://www.resumehell.blogspot.com/
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 [#permalink] New post 11 Apr 2007, 17:55
That was hilarious.
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 [#permalink] New post 11 Apr 2007, 20:17
That was brilliant! :lol:

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 [#permalink] New post 12 Apr 2007, 00:50
This one is priceless:
http://www.thedubailife.com/index.php/m ... b_in_dubai
:lol: :lol: :lol:
found it by the link from the blog in the original post...
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2007, 07:01
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, good post!
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2007, 10:39
hahaha :lol:

good luck Amir
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2007, 10:50
That bozo (the Dubai candidate) is right there alongside Aleksey Vayner competing for Olympic Gold in stupidity.
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 [#permalink] New post 13 Apr 2007, 12:05
Aleksey Vayner is my hero. If I had balls like his, I would already be a billionaire. We all would be.
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 [#permalink] New post 14 Apr 2007, 08:31
kidderek wrote:
Aleksey Vayner is my hero. If I had balls like his, I would already be a billionaire. We all would be.



It is amazing the little bits of information I learn on this thread! I had never heard of Aleksy Vayner, maybe because I am not immersed into the wall street world? Anyway, this guy is a clown, but he makes for an interesting 30 minutes at the end of the work day on a Friday. Reading about him made those last minutes fly buy! :-D
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