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25 Sep 2006, 19:56
Starting off with some football fun...

OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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28 Sep 2006, 17:33
Hehe, the Raiders suck.
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29 Sep 2006, 22:09
Just curious if the agents discovered any of the players sprawled out next to the goal line giggling to themselves?
29 Sep 2006, 22:09
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