pelihu wrote:
Can you do some ASCII pictures? Those are super sweet and they really get your point across.
You mean like this?
Code:
MBA Applicant meets adcom.
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|:`66|_ @@@@@@@@,
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/`\\ \(```
|| |Y| //`\
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\)))|| ((( |
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| || |____|
> )) | ||
| || | ||
| || | ||
|_||__ /~))
jgs (____)) /_/YY
Adcom and MBA Applicant "get it on" because MBA Applicant is an impressive candidate.
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jgs (____)) /_/YY
MBA Applicant is admitted, but the crazy woman forces him to get married as a result. He knocks her up.
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jgs (_,__)) /_/YY `':':':':':':`
Newly minted MBA works for Bain or BCG but his wife is "showing".
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jgs (____)) /_/YY
Woman becomes angry he travels too much and forces him to make more babies so she isnt bored. They buy a high chair.
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jgs (____)) (:;:;)) ||-----||
The first girl turns 5.
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The family grows...
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jgs (____)) ((____) ||-----|| ((___) ((___)
They now have grown children and have earned that "middle-age spread"
The MBA Applicant starts to feel feelings towards his daughter, so he kicks her out of the house in order to keep from doing "unholy things".
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jgs (____)) ((____) ((_/Y ((_____) ((____)
MBA Applicant and the Adcom are finally alone again.
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\ "8o\ ))) \ \::::"8o
\ "8o\`. \ \ \::::"8o
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|__||__| (~~^\(~~^\
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And then they both commit suicide together.
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19 Jul 2007, 18:53
