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# What NOT to put on your resumes!

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11 Apr 2007, 13:26
my favorite is:

"interests and hobbies
none at present"

None ? At present ? huh ?
Perhaps it used to read "Interests and hobbies - sitting", but he couldn't take the pace of such an arduous activity.

enjoy!

http://www.resumehell.blogspot.com/

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11 Apr 2007, 16:55
That was hilarious.

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11 Apr 2007, 19:17
That was brilliant!

L.

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11 Apr 2007, 23:50
This one is priceless:
http://www.thedubailife.com/index.php/m ... b_in_dubai

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13 Apr 2007, 06:01
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time, good post!

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13 Apr 2007, 09:39
hahaha

good luck Amir

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13 Apr 2007, 09:50
That bozo (the Dubai candidate) is right there alongside Aleksey Vayner competing for Olympic Gold in stupidity.

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13 Apr 2007, 11:05
Aleksey Vayner is my hero. If I had balls like his, I would already be a billionaire. We all would be.

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14 Apr 2007, 07:31
kidderek wrote:
Aleksey Vayner is my hero. If I had balls like his, I would already be a billionaire. We all would be.

It is amazing the little bits of information I learn on this thread! I had never heard of Aleksy Vayner, maybe because I am not immersed into the wall street world? Anyway, this guy is a clown, but he makes for an interesting 30 minutes at the end of the work day on a Friday. Reading about him made those last minutes fly buy!

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14 Apr 2007, 07:31
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