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GMAT jokes [#permalink] New post 30 Nov 2009, 05:53
GMAT really is getting on my nerves so why not make jokes about it to relax!
so Give witty answers to the following:

1.How many GMAT test takers does it take to change a light bulb?
2.How much would Arnold Schwarzenegger score in GMAT?
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Re: GMAT jokes [#permalink] New post 30 Nov 2009, 21:30
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You know, I tried GMAT humor, but I have to tell you - it does not work very well. Not sure why, but it just does not seem to work. I hope you can really light it up.... Good luck :)

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Re: GMAT jokes [#permalink] New post 30 Nov 2009, 22:35
Minotaur wrote:
GMAT really is getting on my nerves so why not make jokes about it to relax!
so Give witty answers to the following:

1.How many GMAT test takers does it take to change a light bulb?


none. they would all be too busy screaming at the proctor after the light went out.

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Re: GMAT jokes [#permalink] New post 30 Nov 2009, 22:58
Minotaur wrote:
GMAT really is getting on my nerves so why not make jokes about it to relax!
so Give witty answers to the following:

1.How many GMAT test takers does it take to change a light bulb?
2.How much would Arnold Schwarzenegger score in GMAT?


You missed out underlining the incorrect part. Also please post the OA along with the question.

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Re: GMAT jokes [#permalink] New post 01 Dec 2009, 09:40
How many GMAT test takers will it take to change a bulb?

the OA is infinite

explanation:

first 5-10 individuals will try and solve it... then they will categorize themselves into the fastest and the slowest.. fastest one will write his success story on his blog and point out what all resources he/she used in a very witty and pompous manner. Rest of them will set up a forum.. talk about various ways in which to do... which in turn will attract... infinite number of people trying to pitch in their own methods.. questions... queries...
Re: GMAT jokes   [#permalink] 01 Dec 2009, 09:40
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