And there's more! This came through our email list today - can you tell I am doing my damnedest not to do my homework? Deadlines! Grades! Time management! It's all nothing to me....
Re: Lost Keys
Contingent to certain controlling parameters mentioned in the
incentive matrix below, I would like to annouce the following
incentives for the finder of the keys I lost today.
The key chain has a greenish blue Pinnacle Ridge apartment tag and
has the keys to my Saturn, my mail box and my apartment. My mail box
gets no exciting mail, my Saturn drives rusty and my apartment needs
vaccuming. So I suggest to all finders that they return the keys in
exchange for the rewards mentioned below.
Again, I implore you all to notice the conditional parameters for the
eligibilty of the mentioned rewards.
Monsieur (Find keys by the 14th):A personal thank you followed by
email conveying the same.
Monsieur (Find keys Anytime after the 14th):Must have made a
duplicate key by then. Keep it!
Mademoiselles(Find keys anytime into the not so distant
future):Romantic Dinner for 2 at your place of your choice.