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Ultimate management lesson.... [#permalink] New post 08 Apr 2004, 21:46
A man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the
waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, comin right up."

He gets the man a tall mug of coffee, and the man drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The man smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others toclean up, disappear for rest of day."

NJoy and BOL for GMAT ! :king
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Re: Ultimate management lesson.... [#permalink] New post 09 Apr 2004, 22:34
Dharmin wrote:
A man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the
waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, comin right up."

He gets the man a tall mug of coffee, and the man drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The man smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others toclean up, disappear for rest of day."

NJoy and BOL for GMAT ! :king
Dharmin



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