I know a couple of frnds in Bhopal who got their transcripts. Which place in Bhopal did you graduate from?
A couple of days back - I got my transcripts form a NIT (Former REC) and let me tell you that the process was very simple.
I dont think that the avaibility of transcripts is that difficult. Buddy - i am sure you have not called the correct person. Every university in India is required to provide transcripts.
And if they dont then ask them to send you a mail stating the same. You can then forward that mail to the admissions office. THough this should be the last resort..and I have my doubts that you cannot get your transcripts.
To be or not to be....