helg wrote:
aaudetat wrote:
johnnyx9 wrote:
Also this kid at HBS told me that the class of 2008 includes two UFC fighters which I couldn't believe. Pretty interesting stuff.
What's a UFC fighter?
https://www.ufc.com/basically, that's a mix-fight
those guys are tough
I wonder how those essays read...
"My three years experience as a UFC fighter started when I joined an underground fight to the death rally in southern Dallas. Only 19, I was scared that I might not be able to leverage my teamwork and leadership skills to win the matches. The stakes, after all, were high. If I failed, I would die.
During my first match, when I stepped into the barbed wire ring, I immediately thought of Lagan, and remembered the movie's important words "Break your opponents neck with your fist, not with your fingers. Murder everyone". I approached Blagojevic, my Russian opponent, and realized that teamwork would be critical in achieving my success. I yelled to the audience to throw me a shank, and as I completed my roundhouse, contacting with Blagojevic's now fractured jaw, I grabbed the shank in mid air. You see, I had contacted Misha and Roman, members of the Russian Mafia who wanted Blagojevic dead earlier in the week. By building a team - myself, Roman and Misha, we knew we would succeed in our goals. They agreed to smuggle in a rusty iron shank. Twisting off my left foot, I drove the shank into his throat. The arterial spatter coming from his severed vena cava, covered me in the taste of success: blood.
That night, as Blagojevic's body was being dumped into a trash bin behind the strippers house, I reflected. I realized then that I had succeed in part due to the shank sticking out of Blagojevic's neck, but also in part because I had leveraged my communication skills to "yell for a shank".
I knew then, just as I know now, a Harvard MBA education is what I need to become the Ultimate Fighting Master of Doom(tm). Confusing my opponents with complex case studies will disorient them long enough for me to put them to sleep, for good. Yelling black-scholes equations which I poorly understand because all I've done is read case studies for two years and lack any true analytical skills, will be both exciting for the audience and for myself, as I tend to become enraged when thinking about finance. No doubt, this is something I will have to watch carefully during my study group sessions, but the doctor says medication should help. "