rhyme wrote:
aaudetat wrote:
venky1979 wrote:
rhyme wrote:
Tell your non-denominational heterosexual life partner that if he doesn't calm down, there are at least fifteen pimply faced math dorks with soon to be manliness compensating post-MBA paychecks waiting on the internet, none of whom would know what to do with you if they had the chance.
That'll keep him in line.
Not a good idea what if she drives over the
"pimply faced math dork"and says Oh I am sorry I was multi tasking
No Offense to anybody just fun here
Gentlemen, with those manliness-compensating post-mba paychecks, I expect a driver. Ooooh, or a Segue. That would be awesome!
BTW - my nhlp (thanks, rhyme, that my be the alternative i was hoping for) really thinks that driving away while he was trying to close the door is worse than forgetting to tell him the whereabouts of the car. I'm flakey about stuff like that; he's used to not being able to find stuff 'cause I put it somewhere new. It's common etiquette to actually let people leave the car before you cruise away.
On a more serious note, if your NHLP is seriously in need of a "conversation" abuot this, you should dump him right now. You accidentally drove away, and you got too busy with other things to remember mentioning where the car was. If he can't cope with that without having a "conversation", he's psychotic and I can set you up with a "hawt vegan womyn" or a "red head math whiz".
On the other hand, if this NHLP doesn't exist and you are making him up in order to make sure all the INTERNAUGHT stalkers dont find you, next time, make him a bit more manly. Right now he's totally "wiccan female".
Oh, lord no, of course not! He thinks the whole thing is really funny. He's very easy-going, which is good 'cause I'm like a chihuahua on speed most of the time. When we got up this morning, I showed him the responses. Rhyme, you get the funniest award. He LOL'ed when he saw what you said. I don't know which part he liked best - the nhlp, the math dorks, or the "wouldn't know what to do."
And he's about 6'2" and totally ripped. Quite manly. So back off, stalkers. (Right, squali?)