mohater wrote:
rhyme wrote:
I want in... technically I have an admit... its just a little old thats all.
You're not that much older than me, if any older.
You, however, also have a wife and babies. If anything, that rules you out.
Dude, just push back a little. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
Let me illustrate.
"Mrs Rhyme?"
"Yes?"
"Can I go meet mohater, ladyroadwarrior and faro in Brazil in June?"
"Excuse me?"
"You know. Mohater. LadyRoadWarrior. Faro."
"Are these your internet friends again? Why do you bother with these people?"
"Well, LadyRoadWarrior says she'll buy me a beer."
"And so you think its appropriate to fly to Brazil to meet some girl for a beer?"
"Oh its not like that at all..."
"I see, and what about the fact that we are expecting our 2nd kid in June?"
"You got facetime right?"
"What?"
"Facetime. The apple thing. Your iphone."
"I know what Facetime is. Did you just suggest that you witness the birth of your son via the internet?"
"Postpone it then."
"Postpone the birth?"
"Yes"
"And how do you propose I do that?"
"I dont know. I'm sure if you google you'll figure it out"
"And who is mohater and faro?"
"I dont know, but mohater's gmail avatar makes him look like a cross between a homeless man and bruce lee. Faro is probably some vegan hippie from california. Either that or someone who likes lighthouses. I dont know."
"And where would you be staying?"
"The Ritz?"
"You want to go meet some dorks at the Ritz?"
"Sure, its only $8,000."
"Only $8,000?"
"You dont get it, I could drink for free! I'll dish out little bits of advice like "Try not to sleep with your professors" and in return they will shower me with booze."
"And who is planning this thing?"
"Oh some girl named cheetarah1980"
"Cheetarah?"
"Yea."
"That sounds a lot like cougar....."
"Similar but different"
"Well, this seems well thought out."
"I'm glad you agree."
"Okay honey, have fun."
See? easy...
(Note: your experience may vary)