rhyme wrote:
Please help me with my essay.....
"I would recommend the movie Fargo, because of it's message of perserverence and hope. When a kidnapping goes south, Jerry Lundegaard's difficult financial positions place him in a quandry. Rather than give up, Jerry just keeps trying to find a solution to his financial woes. After the primary kidnapper is shot in the face, an old man is killed, and then another kidnapper uses a woodchipper to destory the body of the first kidnapper, all is well. This, in many ways, is like my application, for I am like the second Kidnapper, and you are like the first. The Dean of your school is Mr. Luundergard.
I draw these parallels, because, like Mr Lunndergard, your Dean pretty much does little more than lie in order to get what he wants - in this case, students. It's part of his strategy to attract a higher number of applicants so as to artificially deflate the acceptance rate and make his school appear more competitive than it truly is. In this way, the Dean is Mr. Luundergard. You, Mr Adcom, are the other kidnapper in that, you hold the keys to the kingdom. You have the getaway car, and I'm trying to get in it. I, on the other hand, am like the second kidnapper, insomuch as, if I don't get in, I'm going to put you into a woodchipper."
What do you guys think? Does it work?
Gotta give it to you Rhyme. Awesome.
Any sane person would see the humor in it. I hope the adcom members see it too.
You should seriously start reviewing essays as an alternate career.