kwam wrote:
BLASPHEMY! You should be lucky for me to forgive you for such you for such insolence! How dare you not bow down to our shared one true savior, Dean Stacey Kole? Nay, for you have strayed my little one, you have strayed against the light of salvation and truth and plunged into the darkness of ignorance and futility. My people and I can show you the true way, the way of the prophet Eugene Fama, and bring light where there was once darkness. Truth where there was once lies. Happiness where there was one Sadness.
Join us oh weak one, for he who joins the masters of the universe, shall forever prevent Skeletor from reaching the Almighty +9 Mana Sword Of Damnation. It is not too late for you, nay - for the power of the kingdom and the bonus points in the hidden chest in Alzeron provide us with the strength to save thee.
Repent now for your sins, cleanse your body of these impure and demonic thoughts and join the powers that be.