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Pizzerias are the only restaurants that routinely record the names, addresses, and menu selections of their customers. Simply by organizing these data, they can easily identify regular, average, and infrequent customers. Therefore, pizzerias utilize direct-mail marketing more effectively than do other restaurants.
Which one of the following, if assumed, enables the argument’s conclusion to be properly inferred?
(A) Restaurants other than pizzerias cannot easily identify regular, average, and infrequent customers.
(B) For restaurants, utilizing direct-mail marketing requires the names, addresses, and menu selections of at least some customers.
(C) For restaurants, the identification of regular, average, and infrequent customers generally involves recording the names, addresses, and menu selections of at least some customers.
(D) Utilizing direct-mail marketing is rarely beneficial for restaurants that cannot identify regular, average, and infrequent customers.
(E) Restaurants that routinely record names, addresses, and menu selections of their customers always utilize direct-mail marketing more effectively than do any other restaurants.
EXPLANATION FROM Fox LSAT
Wait, what? I suspect this is going to be a fairly manageable question for me, because I think the argument is obviously bullshit. Now, when I say “obviously bullshit,” I don’t mean it’s fundamentally unreasonable, or that the conclusion can’t conceivably be true. But I
do mean that the argument has a giant hole in it. Specifically, my objection is, “Where the **** did ‘direct-mail marketing’ come from?”
The evidence here is basically, “Pizzerias kick ass in gathering and organizing customer data.” Okay, that’s nice. But the conclusion is, “Therefore pizzerias kick ass at direct-mail marketing.” And that conclusion is FAR from proven.
Just because you’re good at collecting and organizing data does not mean you’re actually going to do anything with it. The folks at Woodstock’s Pizza might collect the data, but be too high to bother creating a direct-mail campaign.
They have a magic dragon mascot, for Chrissakes. Furthermore, even if you did do something with the data, it doesn’t mean you’re going to do anything useful with it. Woodstock’s Pizza might do a direct-mail campaign about NORML instead of trying to sell pizza. And even if you did do something useful with it, that doesn’t mean you’re going to be better at doing it than anybody else. The folks at Woodstock’s Pizza might get super high one day, bust out the magic markers, and brainstorm a kick-ass pizza marketing campaign. Hell, they might even manage to directly target it to exactly the right customers. But that wouldn’t preclude some other restaurant from creating an even
better direct-mail campaign.
You get the picture; the argument sucks. Since we know why the argument sucks, we should be able to easily answer the question.
We’re asked to pick an answer that “enables the argument’s conclusion to be properly inferred.” This is a Sufficient Assumption question. Our task here is to be an attorney for the person making the argument, and help this **** argument make sense. I can usually predict the answer on a question like this. I think, “If you can collect or organize the data, then you will also be the best at using direct-mail marketing,” would be perfect. If that statement is true, then doesn’t it
force the conclusion of the argument to be true?
A) This strengthens the argument, but I’m looking to
prove the argument. Specifically, I really want an answer that connects in the concept of “direct-mail marketing” to the given facts. This doesn’t do it.
B) Close, but no cigar. Just because having the data is
necessary in order to be able to do direct-mail marketing doesn’t mean it’s
sufficient to prove that you’ll be the best at direct-mail marketing if you do have the data. If this answer is true, it proves that no restaurant without the data will be able to do direct-mail marketing. But that doesn’t prove that the stoners at Woodstock’s
will be able to do direct-mail marketing. This answer could only ever be used to prove that someone can’t do direct-mail marketing if they lack the data. It could never be used to prove that someone
can do direct-mail marketing, because you could still fail even if you did have the data.
C) Nah, nothing here about direct-mail marketing.
D) Like B, this one is close but no cigar. It strengthens, but does not prove, the argument.
E) Yep. This matches our prediction. I love how strongly-stated this answer choice is. On a Sufficient Assumption question, we usually want the biggest, boldest, baddest answer choice we can find. If we’re putting a witness on the stand, we want that witness to be compelling. We want an answer choice that makes it impossible to fail to reach our desired conclusion. If E is true, then the Woodstock’s stoners
will be the best in the world at direct-mail marketing, no matter how high they are. Our answer is E. I love this question, because I think it’s a very learnable one—especially for something that appears so late in the section.
The answer is E.