Your points are good ones. And, in fact, while we will always respond to a request for our opinion (clearly!) and give an "at gunpoint" list, it is true that using tiers is a better approach. We use tiers for quality, selectivity, reputation, etc. It is a more nuanced way to do it.
But we can all agree that when you slap together a list with no qualifying factors, nuance probably wasn't the goal.
This is just our version of "in a vacuum, if we were living life over again, and every school accepted us to attend, what would the order be in which we said yes."
Anyway, thanks for discussing and for reading. It's fun for us to talk about some broader things and not purely essay strategy all day, every day.
Cheers,
-PL