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Carla: Professors at public universities should receive paid leaves of absence to allow them to engage in research. Research not only advances human knowledge, but also improves professors’ teaching by keeping them abreast of the latest information in their fields.
David: But even if you are right about the beneficial effects of research, why should our limited resources be devoted to supporting professors taking time off from teaching?
David’s response to Carla is most vulnerable to criticism on the grounds that it
(A) ignores the part of Carla’s remarks that could provide an answer to David’s question
(B) takes for granted that the only function of a university professor is teaching
(C) incorrectly takes Carla’s remarks as claiming that all funding for professors comes from tax money
(D) takes for granted that providing the opportunity for research is the only function of paid leaves of absence
(E) presumes, without providing justification, that professors do not need vacations
EXPLANATION FROM Fox LSAT
David is a dumbass. Carla says professors should get paid leaves of absence to allow them to engage in research because this advances human knowledge and furthermore
improves professors’ teaching. David, picking his nose, then goes, “Duh… why should we pay teachers not to teach?”
Put yourself in Carla’s shoes and get indignant! “David, you jackass, did you not listen to what I just said? I told you that paying them for time off
will improve their teaching.”
If you can get pissed off, it will make the questions a whole lot easier. If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.
A) Exactly! David simply wasn’t listening; Carla already answered his question.
B) He doesn’t do this, because he acknowledges Carla’s statement about the benefits of professors doing research.
C) David makes no claim about where funding comes from.
D) No, David probably thinks that the time off gives the professors lots of time to play golf, go shopping, and maybe do a little sunbathing in addition to doing a little research. We could make an argument for this answer, but since A was already so perfect we don’t need to bother.
E) David says nothing about vacations. It’s paid leaves of absence that he’s concerned about. (He’s probably fine with them taking as many unpaid vacations as they want, and he’d probably also agree to a normal two weeks paid vacation like any other employee gets.)
A is the best answer.