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Banking analyst: Banks often offer various services to new customers at no charge. But this is not an ideal business practice, since regular, long-term customers, who make up the bulk of the business for most banks, are excluded from these special offers.
Which one of the following, if true, most strengthens the banking analyst’s argument?
(A) Most banks have similar charges for most services and pay similar interest rates on deposits.
(B) Banks do best when offering special privileges only to their most loyal customers.
(C) Offering services at no charge to all of its current customers would be prohibitively expensive for a bank.
(D) Once they have chosen a bank, people tend to remain loyal to that bank.
(E) Some banks that offer services at no charge to new customers are very successful.
EXPLANATION FROM Fox LSAT
The banking analyst says that banks often offer certain services to new customers at no charge. This is true. The banking analyst also says that regular, long-term customers are excluded from these special offers. Again true. Therefore, concludes the analyst, giving free **** to new customers is not an ideal business practice.
The question asks us to strengthen this argument. To do so, I’m going to try to weaken it first. The problem with the logic, I think, is that just because Bank of America screws its long-term customers like me, I’m probably too lazy to switch banks. Yes, I am offended by all of Bank of America’s stupid offers to new customers, and tired of their consistently poor treatment of existing customers, and hate the fact that they are the “Official Bank” of both the Boston Red Sox and their arch rival, the New York Yankees (or at least they used to be, circa 2004). But I also don’t want to go through the hassle of switching all my online bill payments and everything. So in the end, I’ll probably just remain an unhappy Bank of America customer for life.
To strengthen the analyst’s argument, we should be looking for the
opposite of everything I just said. “Long-term customers will leave for other banks if they are given poorer treatment than new customers” would be a great answer.
A) This answer could hardly be worse. It’s simply not related in any way to the practice of giving new customers special treatment. How could this possibly strengthen the argument?
B) Ahh. I like this one. This one specifically addresses the practice of playing favorites, and says if you’re going to play favorites, you better play favorites only with your most loyal customers (i.e., not your brand-new ones). This is a strong candidate.
C) Well, no **** that would be prohibitively expensive! Who said everybody should be given stuff for free? The analyst certainly didn’t. The analyst said new customers shouldn’t be given special treatment, not that everybody should be given free stuff. This one is simply irrelevant.
D) This would weaken the argument, not strengthen it.
E) This would weaken the argument, not strengthen it.
Our answer is B, because it’s the only one that strengthened the argument.