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Chuck Norris can rip CD's with his bare hands.
"What women want" is not just a movie. It's also Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention, attention pays Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake does he get wet? No the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite after dinner drink is a molotov cocktail.
When you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he says "two seconds til" when you ask two seconds til what? he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" follow by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane down by pointing his finger, and yelling, "bang"
There are two kinds of people in this world: people that suck and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Think of a hot girl, Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
"What women want" is not just a movie. It's also Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention, attention pays Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake does he get wet? No the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite after dinner drink is a molotov cocktail.
When you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he says "two seconds til" when you ask two seconds til what? he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" follow by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane down by pointing his finger, and yelling, "bang"
There are two kinds of people in this world: people that suck and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Think of a hot girl, Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
03 Feb 2007, 21:02
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to your face.
My apologies, I kind of got out of hand. Boring Saturday night and all...
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to your face.
My apologies, I kind of got out of hand. Boring Saturday night and all...
