MoonShine
I actually know a lot about this. Any specific questions?
Yea I got one... Is it as tedious a job as it sounds like?
"hey moonshine!"
"Yea?"
"Monsanto is taking a break from being the world's most evil company and is shipping some pigs from Asia to the US. We need a total loss quote."
"Ok, I'll crunch some numbers."
"Thanks"
later that day
"Yea, I crunched the numbers. The tanker and pigs should run em bout $14,250"
"Thanks. Hey, Monsanto has also decided to buy a hotel property in the keys. They need full liability coverage. Get them on the horn and sort it."
"OK"
later ...
"How many stairs are there? How many elevators? How many floors? Is there a hospital within 5 miles? How about a fire station? Do you have emergency lighting?"
later on that day
"Hey yea, it'll be about $650K per year to insure it."
"Thanks."
Repeat ad naseum?