hahaah see, we caught him for you

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The
dark side of Richard Gere that you didn't even know existed. I'm sure you agree we have done America a great favour by exposing it. Of course all the great AIDS work and taking up the cause of the Tibetan refugees is just a big farce to cover up his evil, unpardonable ulterior motive which was to come to India and peck Shilpa Shetty on the cheek this one time. Richard Gere obviously didn't know he would arouse our patriotic politician's (who are very hard-working and have very strong values when it comes to being corrupt) libido who found the kiss erotic. Judging by their views and the current news, they are still in the throes of deeply aroused libido that comes of being left high and dry after a viagra overdose.
Poverty, Inflation, Infrastructure, Terrorism, Pollution, Population, Corruption, Crime, Floods, Famines, Unemployment,... endless list
vs.
Richard Gere pecking Shilpa Shetty.
So what should a country's leaders be concerned about?
Yep, Richard Gere & Shilpa Shetty
And I am surprised we haven't been able to get a racist angle on this. Hmmm.... we'll get someone else with that the next time