Hmmm...definitely a mistake on my part. It didn't even occur to me to use for an essay. The rest of my resume is pretty good though.
Basically, I was desperate for a job after I'd left my previous one to take care of a difficult family situation. I thought I liked the position. When I started, I realized that the VP had no idea what he was doing and that the company was going nowhere. If the "CEO" can't explain to me WHY someone would want to buy this product...it definitely isn't somewhere I wanted to work, regardless of how much I needed the job to make rent. There was no trust, it was a hostile environment, and I basically left my key there after five days with a note scribbled on the VP's desk saying "I'm sorry. I'm not coming back."
Definitely not my most mature moment...but I've done great things since then...really!
I did get a paycheck...for a lot more than I thought I would.