I think many of us have been in that situation where you are desperately trying to reach your recommenders, trying to highlight how much the MBA means to you, and how important those App deadlines are. And all that happens is after a while the recommenders fall of the grid, ala John Connor in T3, and you cannot reach them via e-mail, phone, or any other means of communication. Eventually when you succeed, and hint WTF they haven't return your million calls, billion e-mails, etc., you here these:
- No signal on cell phone, I have been in the basement all this while.
- I gotta call you back, my phone is running out of battery, as we speak.......disconnected, please try your call agin later
- Me neighbors dog hid the cell phone charger.
- I reached my E-mail quota months ago, now it filters out 'certain' e-mails.
- My cat deleted everyone from my contact list, and I do not accept any unknown calls.
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