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Rhyme, we should go to school together. That was hilarious.
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Dear HBS:

I have completed the review of your offer to have me interviewd for the Two-Year Program at the Harvard Business School. Despite your many merits as a business school, I regret to inform you that I am not able to accept your offer.

I carefully evaluated your offer in the following areas: ROI, career opportunities, academic rigor, extracurricular and community opportunities, quality of class. Decision is based upon a thorough evaluation of your individual strengths and weaknesses, as well as your qualifications relative to all others schools with comparable rankings. This decision is not a reflection of your school's qualities and achievements or your potential for success in BW rating in 2008, but merely a consequence of your failure to admit rhyme in the class of 2009.

I certainly wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, and thank you for your interest in my application.

Sincerely,
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helg, how'd you get into my email???
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rhyme helped me :)
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helg, how'd you get into my email???

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:)

helg, get off the chicago waitlist. I want you there next year. PM me if theres anything I can do for you.
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Dear Hosam,

Thank you for depositing your non-refundable and binding decision with the University of Phoenix Online. We are an exciting and dynamic community of people around the world and we area especially excited to have you, hosam, join our class of 2009, 2010 or maybe 2015. Why are you joining three classes? Because here at the University of Phoenix Online, we have a very flexible curriculum, low standards and you can take as long as you need so long as your checks clear. Don't forget you can now earn a double degree in "Nursing", "Check Processing" or "HVAC repair" during your MBA!

You are joining a legacy of mediocrity and less than impressive peers. I am confident that, given your background, you will immediately fit in. Our graduates have gone on to work as IT call center level 1 support staff, nurses in Guadalajara's "El Rancho Hospital", senior grocery baggers at Walmart, private detectives in Compton and even 2nd and 3rd shift security for propane manufactures, car dealerships and low-income housing projects. We have also recently learned of one alumnus, Mr. Mobuto Gando, who has made over $50MM in Oil and is living in Nigeria. He has promised to pledge $5MM to the school. Professor Xin Xo Xak Xalkaaka left for two weeks after receiving Mobuto's email, and will no doubt return soon with the money. These are your peers. This is your future. Are you ready for it?

With warmest regards,
Jack "Elmo ****" Frosto
Director of Admissions
University of Phoenix Online
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helg, how'd you get into my email???

rhyme helped me :)

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helg, get off the chicago waitlist. I want you there next year. PM me if theres anything I can do for you.
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You don't want that half as badly as I do :wink:
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helg, how'd you get into my email???

rhyme helped me :)

:)

helg, get off the chicago waitlist. I want you there next year. PM me if theres anything I can do for you.

You don't want that half as badly as I do :wink:
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Well, are you sending them a nicely worded letter re-iteratin your interest?
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helg, how'd you get into my email???

rhyme helped me :)

:)

helg, get off the chicago waitlist. I want you there next year. PM me if theres anything I can do for you.

You don't want that half as badly as I do :wink:

Well, are you sending them a nicely worded letter re-iteratin your interest?
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Am preparing the second one already :)
BTW, when I finish it (in a coupla days), do you mind reviewing it?
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helg, how'd you get into my email???

rhyme helped me :)

:)

helg, get off the chicago waitlist. I want you there next year. PM me if theres anything I can do for you.

You don't want that half as badly as I do :wink:

Well, are you sending them a nicely worded letter re-iteratin your interest?

Am preparing the second one already :)
BTW, when I finish it (in a coupla days), do you mind reviewing it?
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Dear Hosam,

Thank you for depositing your non-refundable and binding decision with the University of Phoenix Online. We are an exciting and dynamic community of people around the world and we area especially excited to have you, hosam, join our class of 2009, 2010 or maybe 2015. Why are you joining three classes? Because here at the University of Phoenix Online, we have a very flexible curriculum, low standards and you can take as long as you need so long as your checks clear. Don't forget you can now earn a double degree in "Nursing", "Check Processing" or "HVAC repair" during your MBA!

You are joining a legacy of mediocrity and less than impressive peers. I am confident that, given your background, you will immediately fit in. Our graduates have gone on to work as IT call center level 1 support staff, nurses in Guadalajara's "El Rancho Hospital", senior grocery baggers at Walmart, private detectives in Compton and even 2nd and 3rd shift security for propane manufactures, car dealerships and low-income housing projects. We have also recently learned of one alumnus, Mr. Mobuto Gando, who has made over $50MM in Oil and is living in Nigeria. He has promised to pledge $5MM to the school. Professor Xin Xo Xak Xalkaaka left for two weeks after receiving Mobuto's email, and will no doubt return soon with the money. These are your peers. This is your future. Are you ready for it?

With warmest regards,
Jack "Elmo ****" Frosto
Director of Admissions
University of Phoenix Online
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Dear Mr Frosto

I would like to thank you for granting me an opportunity to join your esteemed institution. I have recently subscribed to a high-speed internet connection and purchased a Lucent ADSL modem thus meeting all of your school's prerequisites.

Since I live 9 time zones ahead of Phoenix, and most of your lectures would take place during my nap time, I was wondering if I could designate my online buddy Rhyme to attend the lectures, make comments during class and write the exams on my behalf. Mr Rhyme has agreed to go through your customary prescreenging which involves a urine and stool test. I am certain that he will pass with flying colours!! (no pun intended)

One word of caution however, his pick-up lines are bullet-proof so I would keep the ladies away.

Thanks

Hosam
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