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Sorry guys, but even here in good ol' Europe its absolutely normal for high-ranked managers to be fired and then receive money until their contract runs out or the notice period is over.

We had a guy running our Product Management who came in November 2006 and was let go in May 07 but received his pay until the end of the year because thats how long his fricking contract was running. He was not allowed to start anywhere else in the meantime, but thats one nice long vacation...
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Yeah, but he didn't have a contract of that sort. It was "at will" - could be fired at any time for any/no reason.

Meanwhile he is making ($50,000/30 days/24 hours/60 minutes)* 10 mintues $11.57 while he makes Minute rice (10 minutes).
Meanwhile I make $1.04 in those 10 minutes at work
(per-minute pay when prorated 24/7 over a month)
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I ride the bus for 20 minutes to get home from work, wait a few minutes, and walk a few as well. Total time about 40 minutes.
If he rode the bus with me he would make $1.157 (per minute)*240 = $46.28 in that time.
That would be enough money to replace the broken coffeemaker in the breakroom so I wouldn't have to pay $1.50 at starbucks for a cup.
$1.50 = 57.3 seconds of his time, or 14.4 minutes of my time (at $0.104 per hour)

(per-minute pay when prorated 24/7 over a month)
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I agree. That is crazy. I would ask for a raise. :lol:
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Both kitchens are now out of Paper towels. I now have to walk to the bathroom to steal from there... until they run out as well.
Time wasted: 10 minutes/day
During this time he makes:
$11.57
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-The paper towels have (triumphantly) returned to the kitchens.
-Sadly I have just found out that our "free sodas" will disappear.
-In their place will go a 10-cent per can vending machine. The idea is to prevent people from "walking off with a 6-pack".
-Apparently the bad results last quarter were due to theft of Mountain Dew and Diet Sprite.
-Managers have promised to set out a "dime bag" so we won't have to actually pay for the sodas.
-I guess the thought that a manager buying the soda rather than the company is supposed to make me less likely to "walk off with a 6-pack"?

More as the story develops.

(For those keeping score)
Cost to CFO of soda: ~5.2 seconds
Cost to Me of soda: ~ 1 minute
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LOL what a ridiculous thing to do! Soda, in my opinion, is like productivity juice, and companies should never charge for it :)

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-The paper towels have (triumphantly) returned to the kitchens.
-Sadly I have just found out that our "free sodas" will disappear.
-In their place will go a 10-cent per can vending machine. The idea is to prevent people from "walking off with a 6-pack".
-Apparently the bad results last quarter were due to theft of Mountain Dew and Diet Sprite.
-Managers have promised to set out a "dime bag" so we won't have to actually pay for the sodas.
-I guess the thought that a manager buying the soda rather than the company is supposed to make me less likely to "walk off with a 6-pack"?

More as the story develops.

(For those keeping score)
Cost to CFO of soda: ~5.2 seconds
Cost to Me of soda: ~ 1 minute
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westsider,
I hope you continue with this thread because it is now getting hillarious. You havent posted for a couple of days now so I am worried about what that manager must be doing with his free time!!!!! :wink:
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Sorry for the slowdown in updates. the lack of sugar and caffeine have slowed me down a bit.
Important updates:
-Soda consumption claimed to be 100,000 cans a year
-CEO claims $0.10 will only cover cost of vending machine, and cans themselves will cost the company the same as before.
-If there is no change in consumption, employees will pay $10k (100kx$0.10) a year for something that is saving the company exactly $0
-Over the course of 5 years, employees will pay the same for the "once free" sodas as the CFO was paid NOT to come to work in March. Seems fair. (Sorry, have to include a mention of this dude in every post).
-Over 5 years employees will pay the same for the "once free" sodas as I get paid in a year.
-Last week there was a shortage of powdered creamer in the office. Anyone wanting coffee had to leave and buy it at the starbucks. This led to a dramatic drop in my coffee consumption and therefore, productivity (since my other source of caffeine - soda - had been cut off as well)
-This week the creamer has (thankfully) returned, but there is now NO SUGAR or sugar substitue of ANY KIND in the office. I am sensing a cruel, cruel joke.
-Alternate theories include that this lack of coffee fixin's is being used to garner support for "pay-per-cup" coffee.

**breaking news**
The vending machine is now fighting back. Reports are pouring in that the machine has accepted people's dimes WITHOUT dispensing any soda.
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It just stole *MY* dime. Charges may be filed in small claims court.
Developing....
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ROTFL. Kudos!
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The machine has stopped simply stealing the dimes. When it does dispense it is now dispensing the wrong soda.

When sodas were free we had a mini-mart style fridge.
It is nice to see we are paying for the privilege of getting nothing - or simple not what we paid for.
ROCK ON! :-D

p.s. 20 days to go....
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Speaking of stealing money - it turns out that due to a little "office space" style "glitch" in payroll I have not been paying the $90 a month for my bus pass.

See, I bumped up my 401k to 95% a couple of months back (to make sure I would hit the federal limit by the time I left work). However, after social security taxes, I had $0 left in my check to pay for the bus pass - so I had been getting it free.

Sheesh - now they want me to write a check! Maybe I will bring the 3600 cans of soda instead (at $0.10 a can)
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OMG everyone at work now thinks I'm nuts - I've been laughing out loud at this thread - howlingly funny. Hang in there westsider! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sheesh - now they want me to write a check! Maybe I will bring the 3600 cans of soda instead (at $0.10 a can)

$0.10 a can? What state are you in? I'm going there to double my income!
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No joke - just got back from the in-office "Cinco de Mayo" Party.

Apparently no one here speaks Spanish.
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Just occurred to me - the bus pass money should have come out pre-tax. This means I am losing ~$50 due to the general incompetence here. I guess it shouldn't surprise me. I lost thousands a year by taking this absurdly low-paying job. at least the sodas are fre.... oops. nevermind.
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