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There is a page on my blog with my favorite MBA jokes: http://parttimembadegree.com/2010/01/28/favorite-mba-jokes/. Most of them were listed in this thread. Still there are a couple of youtube videos on part-time MBA vs full-time MBA students that I find quite funny. Mind you, I am a part-time MBA myself. I was also pleased to see in this thread that MBAs can take the jokes about themselves. Specifically, the Fedex Commercial (http://parttimembadegree.com/2010/09/16/mba-joke-fedex-commercial/); I found this http://www.complaints.com/october2003/complaintoftheday.october6.14.htm on complaints.com. That reaction to the video is a joke in itself.
One more site with jokes on MBA, probably the oldest one, as google always brings it on top of searches: http://www.yamanoor.com/h/mbaj.htm
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Bump for all those stressed folks who are working on the last few applications for R1
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I had to share this gem

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Apparently NASA has launched a new website - http://gmatcentral.org/

You can now take a GMAT Course from NASA :-)

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GMAT and Space Mission Design

GMAT is designed to model, optimize, and estimate spacecraft trajectories in flight regimes ranging from low Earth orbit to lunar applications, interplanetary trajectories, and other deep space missions. Analysts model space missions in GMAT by first creating resources such as spacecraft, propagators, estimators, and optimizers.
Resources can be configured to meet the needs of specific applications and missions. GMAT contains an extensive set of available Resources that can be broken down into physical model Resources and analysis model Resources. Physical Resources include spacecraft, thruster, tank, ground station, formation, impulsive burn, finite burn, planet, comet, asteroid, moon, barycenter, libration point. Analysis model Resources include differential corrector, propagator, optimizer ,estimator*, 3-D graphic, x-y plot, report file, ephemeris file, user-defined variable, array, and string, coordinate system, custom subroutine, MATLAB function, and data.


P.S. Let's see if GMAC writes them a nasty-gram about the use of the trademarked word.
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too good..
great dig, bb ... :thumbup:

following I found on Google..

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