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28 Feb 2011, 12:48
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Yes, so I arrive at 8 AM ready to get through security when guards pull me out of line and take me to an undisclosed location. Apparently there was a Consortium leak and guards had knowledge that I was going to attend. Don't worry, I will find the traitor on this board and I will deal with you personally. Meet me at the Kobra Kai dojo on Friday and we'll settle it there. Anyway, back to my story. So I was whisked away on a child stroller not knowing if I'll make it in time to Denny's for the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity (or is that IHOP? I don't know). So they sit me in a room with one light shining on my face. This is completely illegal I tell myself. I can't believe what is going on here. They are still using an incandescent light bulb which will soon be illegal. Anyway, back the questioning. I'm asked, "what are you doing here". I told them I was within my legal rights to attend because I ranked NYU at the top of my Consortium list and that I'm diverse and I wanted to celebrate diversity day. They then tell me that Diversity Day is by invitation only. I'm then slapped across the face. My eyes red with tears, not because I'm scared but because the dude must have eaten an onion bagel for breakfast and he still had remnants on his hand, and I tell him I'm sorry and that all I wanted was a NYU t-shirt. He leaves the room for 10 minutes and I see a rat run across my foot. They must have taken me to an abandoned warehouse. Come to find out I was in a Taco Bell kitchen. He comes back 10 minutes later and hands me a t-shirt and tells me to get on my way. As I leave I order a Burrito Supreme, eat it, get my shirt and use it to wipe my face. I head back to NYU and do a drive by t-shirting while screaming "this is what I think of your t-shirt sucka".
Anyway, that's about all.
28 Feb 2011, 13:29
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LOL@ taco bell! That just made my day!! Lagomez you are absolutely hilarious
Congrats to all Kelley admits! I got the email this morning as well. I wanted to call my mom and tell her, but I was riding in the car with my manager (who doesn't know I'm going to bschool)...awkward! Anywho, 4 down...1 to go!! Come on Michigan!!!
Congrats to all Kelley admits! I got the email this morning as well. I wanted to call my mom and tell her, but I was riding in the car with my manager (who doesn't know I'm going to bschool)...awkward! Anywho, 4 down...1 to go!! Come on Michigan!!!
