Let's think differently. Maybe adcom really meant it when they said there will be no calls this time round. That's because there is a HUGE TUCK COMMITTEE VISITING EACH AND EVERY ADMIT PERSONALLY TO DELIVER THE GOOD NEWS! How's that for personal touch and the famed Tuck culture? And this would probably set an innovative trend of delivering admission news by the elite schools. So instead of waiting for a phone call, let's wait for some knocking on your doors or a visitor to your office. The huge team is now on their way to visit every one of us, and some are on the planes to visit the international admits. So let's be patient ya!
And by the way, it's good to drink some alcohol but not too much at this time. You wouldn't want to be drunk when the adcom is standing right in front of you with the admission package.
Cheers and good luck!
P.S. sorry but I'm running out of crap