Hi all:
I am coming to a point in my life where I need life-changing advice, who would be better to give it than total strangers?

I am a 24 year old male. I graduated with my BBA (Accounting and Finance) from Wayne State University (regional school, Detroit, MI) in May 2010. I graduated with a measly 2.5 GPA. Shortly after (Fall 2010), I entered the MBA program, also at Wayne State University. I gained acceptance due to a decent GMAT score (only 570, although I've attained upper 600s in practice tests). I've been taking a full load of classes, and have 24 credit hours (including Spring/Summer semester). In my MBA classes, I am proud to say I have a 3.6 GPA!
With that being said, I am at a career cross-road. I do not know which route to take (whether Accounting or Finance). For the longest, I did NOT want to go into Accounting. This past March, I started working as a Staff Accountant for a retirement community. My views for Accounting have since changed, and day-by-day, I am appreciating the occupation more. Unfortunately, this job is only temporary, and may end in the next 3 to 4 months.
I've read many articles about MBA graduates earning nearly $100K salaries after graduation. What are the salary expectations for someone with little experience such as myself? None of the articles differentiate grads with experience from those with none. Furthermore, I know that Wayne State University is a Tier-2 school Nationally Ranked, but Tier 1 as far as Research Universities (along with UM-AA and MSU). It's not the best, but not the worst.
Maybe someone on here can analyze my likes and dislikes and determine what an ideal career would be:
Likes/Would Like:
***Stock market trading (part of a fantasy trading league with a few buddies)
***Work from home/independent opportunities (would be cool, but not a requirement)
***Staying in the Detroit Metro Area/South East Michigan
***Financial Analyst?
***Career in Investment Banking?
***Would love a PENSION! I know, hard to come by these days, but I would love to start in an organization now while I'm young, and put in ~20 years and work somewhere else.
Dislike/Wouldn't Like:
***Moving away from Michigan (need to take care of elderly parents)
***Jobs making less than $60K. Sadly, I make half that now. Although it pays the bills, I feel like a college graduate and soon-to-be MBA graduate is worth more than that!
***Sales
After failed applications with the automotive manufacturers and the Big 4 accounting firms, the job outlook (especially one making decent money) is very discouraging. I do not want to miss the Big-4 firm boat, as it is very hard to gain employment if you haven't done an internship with them. I've looked into other jobs such as Financial Advisor, seems like something I would like to do, but hate giving the sales pitch to people.
Please help!
Thanks.
Jon.