Thank you for your kind offer. You are wonderful. I will take you up on this ASAP.
To avoid the crush of essay reading requests that came last year, I would like to invite GMAT members to send me their essays and portfolios earlier this year. While the price will remain the same for those who submit early (it's still free) it is more likely that I will be able to review your essays in a timely manner if you submit early. Of course, this is done on a FCFS basis so it is likely that I will not be able to get to all requests. While I try to be a good sport about this, please have realistic deadlines in mind.
Portfolio Selection: Free. This is almost certainly the most fun and the most important stage of the entire application process. Be suspicious of services that charge more than Hjort and fail to ask how you selected your portfolio.
Review of Essay: Free.
Consultation(via PM): Free.
Hjort's Package Deal: Send more than one essay and it's still free.
As always, you (the applicant) have complete discretion to accept or reject my suggestions as you see fit.
I strongly encourage second and third opinions regarding my suggestions. I urge you to view services that discourage you from seeking second opinions with great caution.
Finally the grand question: Why do you offer these services for free?
Some questions are best left as mysteries . . .
(on a similar subject, see the great Greco-Roman myth Eros and Psyche).