1) Once took a greyhound from madison, wi to cleveland, oh. Everyone on the bus had two seats to themselves, except for me. I got to sit next to Hector. He was obviously insane, laughing, making cat noises, and watching me the whole time. Freaky as all get out, especially 'cause I was 15. I also had a guy try to sell me stolen jewelry, had a woman explain to me why black men like fat white women, and then learned how to drive stick on a dodge omni through downtown cleveland. and that's just the first two days of the trip.
2) when I was 7 I took a train from lacrosse Wi to dallas. The first morning in TX i woke up with the chicken pox. turns out i was crossing the country during my most contagious stretch. A woman meditated in the changing room near the bathroom the entire time. for a small-town girl in the 80s, this was a strange experience.