kryzak
soooo... how does one buy gold cheaply?

Well if you end up at Kellogg, you can visit some people at GSB and while in Hyde Park (or any not so nice section of a city...find one of those guys trying to hawk some hot rings, necklaces, braclets. Then you melt it down. Instant gold reserve...and untraceable hahaha.
Actually you can buy gold, you can get certificates for it or you can buy the physical bars. I would go the bar route just cause have a big brick of gold in your vault would be impressive. However a bar of gold could fund your MBA so its probably not a great investment. You can also buy gold coins, I have a couple canadian gold coins in a safety deposit box, if you get coins get canadian they are the purest you will find...Also you can buy gold mining company stock which might not be a bad bet either.
That said, I want this coin.
https://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2007/05/03/goldcoin.html