Not to fuel any fires here, hopefully to the contrary, but...
Can you imagine the historic application conditions that the Johnson school would have had to receive if this radio silence across BW and GMAT Club really does represent dings? It could only mean a handful of scenarios:
1) Round 1 was amazing for them and they got 90% of what they wanted from it (doubtful given that we see the fairly average numbers accepted and rejected)
2) Round 2 was dismally small and of average strength while their incoming round 3 apps are voluminous and exceptional, landing all of us on the waitlist or worse.
3) Round 2 was so massive that BW and GMAT Club only cover an insignificant fraction of the applicant pool. The 3 admits we have gotten wind of are the whole lot of applicants to be accepted that post between the 2 forums.
All three of these scenarios seem outlandish to me, which gives me hope.
Now for some even more outlandish theories...
1) Randall has decided to take the day off and polish off his mounting stock of Guinness.
2) The entire admissions staff has been overrun and devoured by feral cats.
3) Chippendale's has acquired rights to the operations and trademarks of Cornell's graduate school of business. They plan to leverage the Johnson name to attract world class male dancer's to their employ. It will henceforth be known as "The School for Johnsons".
I think I've lost it....