Right, so I'm a R1 applicant who stillllll hasn't received a decision from Darden. No waitlist, no update, nadda. I've emailed twice in the past week and have received the same "your application is currently with our director" response. At this point, all I'm left to do is speculate what's going on...
A) My application was so mind-blowing that they called a week-long meeting to create a new scholarship/fellowship worthy of my 7-page masterpiece. One week later, no amount of money seems enough.
B) My application was so pathetic that they decided to pass it around to everyone in the office for a good laugh. During this process, one of the student ambassadors picked it up and, shocked by the sheer display of ineptitude, decided to write a piece in the CCC entitled "The 100 worst mistakes on an application...ever".
C) Simplicity's new system devoured my application and $200.
Any thoughts?