This thread is hilarious!
At my first ever interview out of college, I was required to clear three levels: technical, management and HR. At the management interview, I was grilled about my lowish GPA.
Interviewer: So everything looks good, but your GPA is an issue
Me: Yes, I'm aware of that...(offer up some polished response)
Interviewer cuts me off: Well what I'm saying is that your GPA is like a house with many rooms.
Me: Okayyy?
Interviewer: Now, in this house some rooms are good and others are bad
Me: Hmm
Interviewer: Now in your good rooms, you don't have to do anything
Me: **Crickets**
Interviewer: But you need to renovate your bad rooms.
Me: Okay, that's great advice but I'd love to tell you how I've grown from this..
Interviewer: Now don't be offended, by bad rooms I simply mean something minor like a leaky ceiling
Me: **Crickets***
Time stands stillIncredibly, he cleared me for the HR interview where I had to talk about Himesh Reshammiya's influence on Indian music.
I left with a job offer and a first class migraine.