ninkorn
P.S. - You sent a letter to a girl? Do people even write letters anymore? How old are you?

(j/k)
Ah, that was back in 1996. I have used emails ever since just like everyone else
egy
She wrote me back! Let me see if I still remember...
"Dear Hardestadt,
Congratulations! I am delighted to accept you as my boyfriend. Your admission
recognizes your outstanding record of accomplishment and your potential for
future success. Each year, I select just one from among the brightest and most
accomplished young individuals in the world. I aspire to find suitors like you who
have the highest standards of integrity and who understand that dating me is a
privilege. This offer is valid exclusively in the year 1996, and it is contingent upon
the verification of your transcript, verification of your employment history, and
a non-refundable deposit.
Sincerely,
XXX"
Not in these exact words, but something to that tune